Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Idiot Blogger Recommends Microwaving U.S. Passports to Avoid "Columbian" Bombers

Bringing your passport here risks exposing yourself as an American!
Our favorite pathological liar/aviation "blogger" Steven Frischling has brought you more pearls of wisdom from his vast collection of travel expertise.

Frischling — who also thought it would be a good idea to design his own stickers using the Homeland Security logo to get illegal batteries past airport security — began tweeting today about "disabling" the electronic chip inside U.S. passports. The genius recommends microwaving the passport, but then said attacking it with a hammer is the best way to get the job done.

Frischling says the chips are security risks to Americans, and suggests doubters imagine visiting a scary place like "Columbia." Yes, whether you are visiting Columbia University in New York or Columbia, South Carolina, there will no doubt be terrorists lurking, just hoping their scanners will detect an American via a passport chip!



Once again proving he is a total arrogant idiot who cannot even bother to Google simple facts, Frischling repeatedly insists that destroying the chip does not invalidate the passport.

The U.S. government disagrees, however. Doing what Frischling suggests would IMMEDIATELY invalidate your passport. See the following on the official U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services website at uscis.gov:

(f) Invalidity . A United States passport is invalid as soon as:

(5) The passport has been materially changed in physical appearance or composition, or contains a damaged, defective or otherwise nonfunctioning chip, or includes unauthorized changes, obliterations, entries or photographs, or has observable wear or tear that renders it unfit for use as a travel document, and the Department either takes possession of the passport or sends a written notice to the bearer.


If it hasn't been proven already, this proves it: this guy is a hack.

The sad thing is if his young "fans" like @racingwinds run and nuke their passport before a trip to avoid "Columbian" bombers. How easy do you think it will be for them to gain entry to any country without a valid passport?

Happy lying!

113 comments:

  1. Once again, brilliant advice on how to invalidate your passport from a "travel strategist"

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  2. Gee. It is always so hard to pick out Americans by their dress, walk, sppech, and accents when we go out of the country. I am sure a person looking to identify Americans would think a northeastern, midwest, or southern accent was from England or maybe France without a RFID scanner.

    What an ignorant ass.

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  3. Have we seen that Air India rebuttal yet? After all, it would seem that the lying, defrauding, ignorant Mr. Frischling now has consistent access to power and internet.

    "Vinay,

    I’ll be happy to debate this and post my rebuttals when I have consistent access to power and internet."

    So, Steven, where is it? Time to put your money where your mouth is...

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  4. Strip out all of the or's and it's not nearly as black and white....

    (f) Invalidity . A United States passport is invalid as soon as:

    (5) The passport ...contains a damaged, defective or otherwise nonfunctioning chip, ... and the Department either takes possession of the passport or sends a written notice to the bearer.

    The "and" condition at the end appears to make it a two part test. The chip has to be damaged AND the Department seizes it (or sends a written notice).

    So I guess your passport is arguably still valid after smashing the chip - right up to the point that you hand it to the Customs agent, they can't scan it and decide to seize it. At which point, you're screwed.

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  5. The Government can seize it at any time it discovers the passport to be invalid. A damaged chip renders the passport such that it can be seized. So, at what point do they take it? Even if they let you pass with a damaged chip - somewhere along the line you lose your use of that passport. Who on earth would actually use that as a travel strategy?

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  6. "flyingwithfish Flying With Fish
    Keep this is mind folks, in business and in life, its not how your relationships seem...it is how they are. Anyone can seem to be something."

    WTF?

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  7. wow, he just can't stop lying or turning something around to make it look like it was intentional or a joke. classic frischling. he is deep down probably really proud of the picture he took of a rock in the water but once someone called him on it he made it seem like it was all a rouse. even if he was practicing handholding a camera at a slow shutter speed, why would you feel the need to post the photo?

    and then he goes on to say that he never said that he had photos of coasties crying over dead bodies in a morgue!!! well sir, I believe you did as there is proof of that statement on the internet - FOREVER.

    as for iraq. yes, frischling did indeed go there...ONCE. technically he hasn't really been there since he was at the airport for a few hours and never left the property. being on a boat in the gulf isn't being IN iraq. so, yes, when you make claims like this...

    "Your wedding sounds scarier than my trips to Iraq in the past few years!.........although I was with some drunken heavily armed members of the RAF at one point in Basrah. Luckily a wedding didn't break out!" Digital Wedding Forum, 12/12/05

    and this...

    "no more trips to a hot desert with things being fired at me or items exploding near me." Digital Wedding Forum, 2/8/07"

    and...

    "I have worked in some close quarters, under some very intense situations. Walking into a house with paramedics to watch them tell a woman her father is dead and they need to call the coroner; working 1-on-1 with a presidential candidate ; getting into nasty situations while documenting law enforcement; being in the field in an active combat zone with the military, etc......these are things that have all taught how to be a fly on the wall." Digital Wedding Forum, 7/19/07"

    and...

    "I was also an embedded journalist with both the British Military and the United States Military in Iraq." Digital Wedding Forum, 11/24/07
    "I have been to Iraq with both the USGC and the RAF." Digital Wedding Forum, 5/22/07"

    let's not forget...

    "The EOS 10D did almost 2 weeks with me in Iraq, out in some really nasty conditions and it performed flawlessly" Digital Wedding Forum, 7/30/06"

    these statements are you saying that you have been in a combat situation where bombs are exploding near you in iraq. no bombs exploded near you when you were with the coast guard and other than the 2 or so photos that you shot of the RAF guys sitting in a airport in basra when you waited for sir richard branson to get back on his big 747 plane doesn't mean that you were embedded with the RAF.

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  8. The post office employee that took our passport photographs advised us not to wear a uniform of any kind or wear something that could be mistaken for a uniform, in doing so informing us that in a hostage situation anyone perceived to be military (the bad guys collect everyone's passport) is typically singled out for extra harsh treatment or worse.

    I am not thrilled with the idea that the passport in my pocket may be broadcasting my nationality to anyone within range of a scanner, but my clothing and personality probably broadcast this information farther than the RFID chip does.

    I am going to microwave something tonight as soon as I get home, and it will probably be a bag of Pop Secret (Extra Butter) popcorn and NOT my passport.

    Incidentally, the Pop Secret Extra Butter (NOT the "movie theater butter" variety, but the EXTRA BUTTER) and a cold 20oz bottle of Cherry Coke poured over crushed ice is the closest thing to the Movie House Experience as one can accomplish without leaving the comfort of their own living room.

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  9. frischling really is the WORST faux-tographer on earth. if you have a facebook account, you have to see his photos of big ben in london. not only are none of them sharp, they are painful to look at.

    "Steven Frischling
    When I set out to shoot Big Ben it was to find angles & views I hadn't seen before. Its not easy with a massive iconic location that is photographed thousands of times each day."

    https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.1235869557326.26000.1846853463

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  10. Questioning his abilities as a photographer is maybe not so important, questioning statements he passes off as fact, or meant to be reasonable representations of the truth, is another.

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  11. ^8:02. True, being a bad photographer isn't necessarily dangerous to others or illegal. However, it just further indicates to anyone who isn't blind what a complete fraud he is: a self-proclaimed member of the profession who cannot produce any of the "award winning" photos of the events he's claimed to have covered, yet he will boast about terrible images of Big Ben and a rock sitting in water. Real photographers don't do show and tell about crap.

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  12. https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.1730868851999.68133.1846853463

    "The news is reporting a man was taking picture in Niantic Bay and was swept away and killed. I just shot this a few minutes in Niantic Bay and I'm happy to report that I am not dead."


    too bad that report was not accurate...but it is more likely 'The News' never reported this. FishDouche just made up a fake news story about himself.

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  13. Frischling has an inferiority complex and needs to make himself feel important. He also needs to be the center of attention at all times.

    The only reference to a man even *being* in Niantic Bay the day of the storm is: "A man whose jet ski stalled in Niantic Bay around 5 p.m. Sunday was taken to Lawrence & Memorial Hospital with minor injuries after he climbed out of the water onto the Niantic boardwalk, according to East Lyme emergency personnel." Surely, a missing person would merit at least a sentence in the local paper, no?

    http://www.theday.com/article/20110829/NWS01/308299968

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  14. according to the associated press, there were two people killed in connecticut that were associated with hurricane irene. neither one occurred in the waters of the niantic bay.

    http://bit.ly/mYjuuw

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  15. ^ It was only reported on BSN, owned and operated by Steven Frischling.

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  16. ^ Oh yeah, it's really ignorant to question hammering your passport. Yep, that's one real smart guy you got there.

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  17. ^3:05 Hi Susannah! Welcome back! We missed you.

    Your secret decoder ring will arrive as soon as Steven (you know, Frischling, the lying, thieving con-man who is the father of your children) mans up and answers some of the questions we've been asking him about all these months. You know, requests to see proof of pictures that he says he's taken, places he claims to have been, awards he claims to have won, stuff like that.

    Basically, we'd like him to prove us wrong (and by "us" I mean the more than 3 people who leave comments here) about everything we've been saying about him, about all of the evidence that's come to light that he, Steven Frischling, is in fact nothing more than a crook and a liar and a con artist when it comes to his many failed "careers."

    Have him do that for us and we'll get you that ring you've been looking for all this time.

    Oh, and please do come back more often. Your posts are a much-needed infantile distraction from the endless piling up of real-world proof that your man is a criminally negligent, sociopathic moron. I've said it before, and I'll say it again: I do rather enjoy your misplaced rage.

    So...get us that proof and all those other goodies, ok? And wish Steven luck at his arraignment tomorrow for us. Buh-bye!

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  18. So, Steven, who were you on assignment for when you shot those fantastic hurricane photos?

    I mean, you're this globe-trotting, award-winning, bomb-ducking photojournalist right? Well then, you'd think that some wire service, newspaper or agency would have retained you to cover a hurricane IN YOUR OWN BACKYARD right?

    Or have they all abandoned your dumb ass?

    I mean seriously, any and ever REAL photojournalist in the NE was assigned, by someone, to shoot the storm so who was your client? Facebook?

    Your lying has killed ANY chance of a career. You're done. Face it. If a hurricane hits YOUR town and you live a block from the beach and NOBODY retains you to shoot for them, then your career is over. You're the laughing stock of the photojournalism community and we enjoy watching you wither.

    Oh, and your "wife" has a foul mouth on her.

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  19. ^^3:05. That's Susannah all right, what a lady! Brains, beauty, charm, wit, selective memory...it's no wonder she reeled in the Fish!

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  20. Breaking! Photographic evidence of Frischling and Sunny Vulva not being swept away in the Niantic Bay while braving the gale-force winds of Hurricane Irene:

    http://www.theday.com/apps/pbcs.dll/gallery?Site=NL&Date=20110828&Category=MEDIA02&ArtNo=828009998&Ref=PH&Params=Itemnr=6#galtop

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  21. "when you guys are done playing Dick Tracy for the day and learning how to spell sppech"

    Really? You're now resorting to criticizing typos in comments here? That's the best you can do?

    That's rich, considering your ongoing support of a semi-literate, punctuation-challenged fool who thinks "Columbia" is a threatening place. He must think they have a high rate of "homocide" there!

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  22. Yep, SF's grammatical skills are on full display in his FB photo captions.

    "Niantic Bay is give some people new waterfront property"

    "wave coming ast I shoot"

    "Hurricane Irene has knocked out powerlines down all over Niantic, lets walks through flooded roads for fun!"

    "Its really annoying"

    "I just shot this a few minutes in Niantic Bay"

    BTW, 3:05/Susannah, it's "or the secret handshake rules" not "nor".

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  23. When Susannah gets into her nasty school-girl mode it really gets me aroused

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  24. Now we know why he's having trouble finding a job.....from a recent Tweet

    "I'm not be the best at cover letters,"

    No shit. Semi-literate would be generous.

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  25. Hmmm...... more gems from his twitter

    "I may have a use for a spin doctor in the near future."

    Yeah, since that whole truth thing is crushing you.

    and

    "My excellent memory is only effective on completely random and useless facts. The important stuff seems to seep out"

    At which point he just starts making shit up.

    His totally trashed 99 Tahoe http://ow.ly/i/gC7u The award winning photography doesn't have any photos of the damage other than a hole in the windshield?

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  26. Its should read "I use Twitter for real time dribble and just to generally waste time"


    "This morning I was asked why I don't post much on Google Plus ... the answer is simple. I primarily use Google Plus for direct B2B conversations and live conversations, rather than how I use Facebook mostly for personal non-real time interaction and Twitter for a mix of personal and business real time chatter.

    So, I'm not ignoring Google Plus, I just see it as a different type of social media channel that meets my needs in a different (and pretty darn awesome!) way."

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  27. "This morning I was asked why I don't post much on Google Plus"

    The voices in his head asked him that.

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  28. How unfortunate. I was just about to mention that Susannah has been rather well behaved recently, though she has apparently reached the limit of her new found self control.

    It should be noted, however, that this does reflect remarkable progress despite the recent setback, and for that she should be commended.

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  29. THe Fishtweetfeed is rich today:

    "flyingwithfish Flying With Fish
    The perils of working while exhausted, you can digest information, even remember it, but creating content is nearly impossible. #MustSleep
    8 hours ago"

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  30. He must be in Court
    The Fishtweetfeed is quiet

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  31. Love a parent who medicates their children to induce sleep #parentoftheyear


    "flyingwithfish Flying With Fish
    @xxxxxxxxxxxxx actually nyquil/benedryl just winds this one up. The other two it was Benedryl and ZZZZzzzzz, this one its perks up
    7 hours ago"

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  32. Our aviation expert can't spell wind shear

    "flyingwithfish Flying With Fish
    @xxxxxxxxxxxxxx Maybe I need a good cross wind for him to go to sleep ... or at least a good windsheer :0)
    7 hours ago"

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  33. Someone should get @GEAviation a clue...

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  34. I wonder how his day in court turned out.

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  35. "Another day another vindication ... if only I could sleep"

    if he was truly vindicated, shouldn't he be able to sleep well?

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  36. I signed up for the updates and didn't get anything. If it was dismissed wouldn't they send that out?

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  37. "Another vindication"? What were the others? It seems everything so far just involves continuances.

    The best he can do is get in knocked down to a misdemeanor.

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  38. I am sure he is claiming the no show by the plantiff in the civil case as a vindication.

    That is like claiming a win instead of a forfeit.

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  39. pretty pathetic that his only "victory" at this stage in his life is staying out of jail for one more day

    anyone else notice that he makes it seem like he's a single dad? like his Irene tweeting about "I packed up the kids and took them the shelter" etc instead of "we" ... Susannah, did you abandon your kids? Or were you swept out to sea?

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  40. Maybe she is working in her new nursing career and has demoted #avgeek to #daddydaycare.

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  41. Wow - winning via forfeit a court case that was predicated on you taking money for products & services that you failed to deliver...a moral victory indeed.

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  42. Can you imagine running into these people? Having a dispute with a contract? Does this bode well for building a life, new business? Probably not. Think twice with that potty mouth. You're not doing yourself any favors.

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  43. Proclamation of victory on FB. Such a hero.

    "Another day another victory. For some reason people seem to think I'm an easy target and I'll roll over ... I have no idea why they'd think that. But the mail came and I won this battle without even having to fire a shot."

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  44. There's something out of whack with a guy who has to fight so hard to convince everyone around him that he hasn't got any problems.

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  45. I don't know what's worse, Steve Frischling stealing money from wedding clients, or the Steven Frischling fans who somehow believe everybody else is lying, and Steve is telling the truth.

    Here is the story of of another wedding client that Steven Frischling stiffed - stole from - defrauded.

    http://jasminered.xanga.com/704404623/open-letter-to-steven-e-frischling/

    Steve, please stopping posting online for a day or two and get these people their cherished memories which you have tarnished with your lies and deceit.

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  46. It's strange she would decide not to show up. It had to be a situation beyond her control. Refile, Liz!!!!!

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  47. The sad thing is that I honestly believe that Fish's "wife" believes that her husband is telling the truth to all of this and believes that there's a mass personal vendetta against him that's due to jealousy.

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  48. ^ Would that be so surprising? Obviously there is some reason she is sticking by him. Sad.

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  49. 7:28, not only did he rip that poor woman off and never give her the photos of her wedding, she was one of the women they decided was FishFraud and harassed/accused of extortion/tried to get fired.

    Do you think they ever apologized for that?

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  50. sociopaths don't apologize

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  51. ^7:28 Speaking of Jasmine....

    When SF made a blog entry about the "trolls" that were anonymously attacking him, she posted a comment outlining his dealings with her. There are 13 comments following his blog, yet hers is noticeably missing.
    http://boardingarea.com/blogs/flyingwithfish/2010/12/07/a-response-to-the-anonymous-attacks%E2%80%A6truth-fiction/

    Fortunately for the truth, she posted the comments in her own blog, showing once again, SF can't bear facing up to the truth.
    http://jasminered.xanga.com/736833345/my-comment-to-steven-frischling-flyingwithfish/?=itemrelated

    On another note, given SF's abject inability to spell or use basic grammar, Susannah's pathetic attempts to ridicule any poster here for a single error simply demonstrates the absolute depths of her desperation.

    SF - this one's for you: http://www.grammarly.com/?q=grammar&gclid=CMagsqaXgasCFUYEQAodrngl4Q

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  52. With all of the colorful pejoratives that Susannah is slinging at posters here with a single spelling error, can you imagine what she must think of her "husband/baby daddy" - who seemingly can't string together more than 20 letters without a misspelling or grammatical error?

    Just think of the vile, venomous response he must get after each and every text, birthday/anniversary card or even the grocery list.


    Must really suck to be in a relationship with a partner that thinks so little of you. Almost makes you fell sorry for him - until you remember all the people he has screwed over without amends or apologies - at which point you just figure he's getting his just rewards.

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  53. ^ Basically. Why not use your real name then? If there was a blog like this about one of my friends or family members who I really believed in, I would be happy to go on the record and with my real name to voice my support and tell everyone they were wrong.

    Fish and Mrs Fish have attacked/harassed/threatened everyone they could think of who criticized him here or followed us on Twitter, but has the same occurred for anyone supporting him? Have FishFraud/FF fans gone out of their way to attack and threaten his anyone claiming to support him? No. So what are you afraid of?

    By the way, it's pathetic you deadbeats think the dismissal of Klaproth's case (due to failure to appear) is some kind of "vindication." You already lost to her in New York and STILL owe her that judgement. She was simply trying to get it enforced in Connecticut. So why don't you pay your debt as the court ordered?

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  54. Yep. All three of us think it's just the two of you.

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  55. 11:37> "By the way, it's pathetic you deadbeats think the dismissal of Klaproth's case (due to failure to appear) is some kind of "vindication.""
    That's exactly it, Frischling and the vaginal Fish are so pathetic and feeble minded that they find satisfaction in anything that doesn't involve losing money or self-respect, not that they have much of either remaining. They are lifelong failures, and you really have to feel bad for the offspring. Can you imagine the embarrassment those poor kids will suffer having to show up at parent-teacher night with potato-head father Steven tweeting every 10 seconds, or that dimwitted, foul-mouthed mother Susannah? Therapists in Connecticut get ready, you have a lot of work to do.

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  56. and where are Frischling's family and Susanna's family?! Why haven't they stood up for him and said what a stand-up guy he is?

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  57. Methinks his family doesn't want anything to do with him. Let's just say there are worse things to come about Steven Frischling........

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  58. "worse things to come"

    yeah, heard he is a "hair cub for men" client - WOW!!

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  59. 10:21, can you explain why his family and her family want nothing to do with him? He claims to be some social media expert, yet his own family won't even be his friends on Facebook?

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  60. ^ his own family won't even be his friends on Facebook?

    That may not be entirely true - I believe one brother has him as a friend on Facebook.

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  61. then that's new, because last time I checked he was friends with no Frischlings and no Seefeldts except for Susannah. Still weird, considering he has two brothers, in-laws, and even his dad on Facebook.

    And they're certainly not posting any support publicly, unless they write FF directly

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  62. I don't use Facebook much, so I'm not sure what I'm seeing. Steven's FB is listed as "Family" from his brother's FB. I'm being vague because I hesitate to drag his family into this.

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  63. okay his name is there, but he's not hyperlinked. The way it works is you can list people as your family even if they're not on Facebook (or you're not friends with them on Facebook). They may have been friends at one point and then he removed him as a friend, but the relationship is still there.

    I looked at his profile again, he's not friends with any Frischlings.

    So his family must be a hell of a lot smarter than him and cut him off at some point. Remember his SS rant about how his parents wouldn't loan him any money when his house had mold in it? No doubt he already owes them wheelbarrows of money and the bank was closed.

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  64. ^ 1:06. Okay - thanks for the info and clarifying. Yeah, I remember the SS post. Wow.

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  65. it's not about dragging his family into this but it's a big red flag. Who knows him better than his family? And they don't want anything to do with him?

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  66. Aww poor Steven. His parents won't give him any money.

    Anyone got a link to that SS rant? I'd love to see it!

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  67. 4:29 Any different than you coming here and giving credence to this blog? Holy Shit you super sleuth! You're so sleupy.

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  68. 12:47 - No, nobody has ever contacted us directly to say we're got him all wrong and that he is a good person. Not a friend, not a family member, not a client, not a Twitter follower. NOBODY.

    It's possible his family is so estranged from him they have no idea about this blog. We're not going to contact them about it.

    The only person we've corresponded with is Susannah, and she had nothing nice to say about him either, unless you think "Steven is not a BAD father" is a compliment. She has very high standards.

    As we've said all along, if anyone in Frischling's life would come out and convincingly tell us he's retarded or mentally ill, we would reconsider this blog. But it would seem they cannot.

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  69. The type of vehicle most globe-trotting people drive:


    "So ... let's see if my '99 Tahoe is soon to be replaced by a loaded '94 GMC Suburban with a newish engine from Texas that has no rust and every option available. If its clean, runs good it may soon be parked out front."

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  70. ^6:31. A '94 GMC Suburban? Sounds like Frischling received a check in the amount of $0.00 for his totalled Tahoe.

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  71. Susannah, you're defending a "travel strategist" who can't even spell the name of a country correctly? Pot, kettle, black. Puh-leeze.

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  72. 6:37, also sounds like Frischling's credit is so poor he can't get a car loan.

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  73. I just figured it out - his parents are FishFraud!

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  74. that Suburban would get about 13 miles per gallon. Is he capable of making any good choices?

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  75. That Suburban also has a 42 gallon tank, so if gas is $3.50, it costs about $147 to fill up.

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  76. Since it came from Texas I'll bet he will leave the"freedom ain't free" bumper sticker on it

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  77. Another clueless blogger duped by Fishfeints:

    http://paper.li/abbyharenberg/Must-Follow-Photographers#!tag-travel

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  78. This is rich. Steve posting about "cracks in the story".

    "As Air Zimbabwe continued to discuss the acquisition of the Airbus A340 aircraft over the past year, there were cracks in the story......"

    http://boardingarea.com/blogs/flyingwithfish/2011/09/05/air-zimbabwe-backtracks-claims-it-never-purchased-airbus-a340s/

    Finally a subject matter in which Steven is a true expert, "cracks in the story".

    Maybe Steven could investigate himself for all the cracks in his stories.

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  79. Steven, we're still waiting to hear who it was (which newspaper or news wire) you were shooting the storm for. Come on globe-trotting photojournalist, please tell us that you didn't have to resort to self-publishing on Facebook.

    You're a legend bro. Clearly some big paper or maybe the AP or AFP or Getty or XII or someone needed you to spring into action right?

    Come on, do tell.

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  80. 12:59PM,
    Pretty sure you meant VII, not XII. Just wanted to correct it before Fishstick can claim some moronic "victory" in pointing out a typo.
    But it's not like you misspelled a forged last name on a yelp review.
    Seth Gerard

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  81. Does he seriously think that anybody is interested in rumors about Air Zimbabwe? It took him how long to write this?

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  82. and what happened to his Air India retort?

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  83. http://www.youtube.com/user/fishfoto#p/a/u/1/sUM-p8Xqy-M

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  84. ^4:10 GAAAAAAA! My eyes! They burn!

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  85. ^1:49 PM (Sept. 4), the Frischling mold rants appear in the comments section of FF's post about TWA 800, back in March.

    Happy reading, y'all!

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  86. Still no update on the CT JUD site. Still says
    Activity: Awaiting Plea Hearing Date: 9/2/2011 10:00 AM

    what is going on?

    the funny thing it now says he's been on the docket 6 times. So he looks like a repeat offender!

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  87. ^ of course not. But he's such an ass that it's fun to point out how fugly he is.

    and if he were semi-attractive it might explain why Sunny Vulva sticks by him. But he's not. He does not have a single redeeming quality which makes her staying with him even weirder.

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  88. I've watched that YouTube video like 4 or 5 times in a row wondering WHERE THE HELL the useful information is. There is none. It's just some wannabe photojournalist showing off his gear.

    Fish, you need to reinvent yourself and get a legal name change... and move far away.

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  89. A comment under one of the videos, written LONG before this blog came out, is essentially, "Nice gear, but what the hell was that all about?"

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  90. September 23 is the new court date per email notification from court.

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  91. Another gem:
    http://www.youtube.com/user/fishfoto#p/u/3/MphgBVZxTlg

    Look how uncomfortable the couple looks in the background. You KNOW they got in the car after that and laughed about his dumb ass all the way home. Nice tutorial video Fish Fuck. Great audio. I learned a lot.

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  92. ^4:51 Thanks, that video may help me with visualizations when I go to the batting cages in a bit. Besides the weasel face, there is no information a high school photographer doesn't have. Except for the part about not looking like a slob on an assignment - kids, when working for a client, dress for the client, i.e. don't wear wrinkly cargo pants and a stained shirt to shoot an engagement photo (or kissy face portrait, or whatever it was).

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  93. Sorry, some of that made no sense.

    "Besides the weasel face, there is no information a high school photographer doesn't have."

    I got ahead of my thoughts. I should have connected the "weasel face" to my batting cage comment and then started a separate sentence for the lack of information thought.

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  94. 6:01. I'm glad I'm not you.

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  95. I wonder what this is about (on FB):

    "Only three of you had any knowledge of what I my last status update was about ... and not one of you had any information on what I had planned for someone else. So whoever had the loose lips ... thanks a lot."

    "Its great when you ask someone to help you out and in the process they go and screw up what you're trying to do because they have no idea what you are planning. Assuming something with no facts and screwing it up for someone else ... really annoying."

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  96. 6:01. Hi Suzanne, not pulling a Nurse Ratched tonight?

    6:13. Hard to translate into actual English what Fishdick wrote on FB, but it sounds like karma is a bitch.

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  97. what was his last status update? let me guess, some grand plan for revolutionizing the way airlines/old age homes use social media?

    either way, agreed... karma is a bitch! Nobody likes you Fishdick.

    6:01, don't you have any problem with this?

    "of what I my last status update was"

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  98. My laundry goes into my washing machine. That's where it stays.

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  99. ^ you mean you don't air it on Facebook and Twitter? Sounds like you didn't go to the Steven Frischling School of Social Media Management.

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  100. Steven Frischling:

    I'm the one who accidentally wrote "XII" instead of "VII". It was my mistake. "X" and "V" are two keys apart on any keyboard and it was a typo. My bad.

    Guess what though?

    I'm still a working, professional, respected photojournalist.
    I have a nice comfy home that I OWN.
    I have a REAL wife who is articulate, educated, attractive and professional.
    I have never been sued.
    I don't have to fear clients, friends or family Googling me.
    I have money in the bank and don;t have to sell lenses to pay lawyers.
    I am not forced to drive a 1997 Suburban because of bad credit.
    I have never been arrested.
    I am not being evicted.
    I know where my kids are going to be sleeping next week, next month and next year.

    But yes, I did hit the "X" key when I meant to hit the "V" key... and you life sucks.

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  101. ^2:37 - No fear of being googled. That basically sums up the pure essence of conducting oneself truthfully and professionally. There aren't too many shysters seen in public, you don't often hear of imposters pretending to be an expert, a professional because their claims are easily traceable. Fishdick is too stupid to realize that his audience isn't gullible or innocent. Piece of shit. This website needs to a registered company to flush out the imposters in any industry. What is needed is a guy like this:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPumDh8R-K0 to call the pricks out....publicly.

    When will the penny drop? When will Fisharse get it? Will this fiasco continue indefinitely?
    Frischling...You do realize that from now on, whatever you say or do, will be scrutinized with the inevitable slap. You need to come to terms that this is not going away, unless you do.

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  102. Yeah XV, you tell him!!

    Cool!

    Where can we see some of your work.
    And some pictures of your "nice comfy home that you OWN."
    And some pictures of your "REAL wife who is articulate, educated, attractive and professional." Where did she go to school? How pretty is she? What does she do, professionally?
    As well as pictures of your "kids," those kids that you know where they "are going to be sleeping next week, next month and next year."

    We know no one would ever fabricate stuff like Fish does.

    Yeah, more than a few typos and grammatical errors up there but who cares now, just want to see all the great stuff you are talking about.

    Can't wait, thanks!

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  103. "We know no one would ever fabricate stuff like Fish does."

    Wow, did you just admit Steven Frischling is a liar?

    Congratulations. That's a big step.

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  104. 11:03. Sure glad I'm not you either. I'd sooner hire 2:37. Yup.

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  105. Can't speak for the possible facetious statement above but who gives a crap. We just want to see some photos of that professional babe.

    Like what does she do?

    XV is a photo guy, we should see some really hot, well composed and well lit photos of this babe he brought into the mix.

    Those other photo requests are secondary to this, so please show us what you got! Shit, we can't wait either!

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  106. Facetious? How's rent coming along?

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  107. 11:03 = Savannah and it's so sad.

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  108. "11:03" aka Sunny Volvo,

    Post your email here and I'll gladly send you proof of everything I claimed. Unlike your "husband", I can back up everything I say.

    xxx000 - 2:37

    P.S. Did your "husband" ever tell us who, exactly, he was on assignment for during the storm? Oh, he had to resort to self-publishing on Facebook didn't he?

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  109. ^2:44 I'm sure he'll tell us that right after he gets around to posting that Air India rebuttal he promised...

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  110. "Post your email here and I'll gladly send you proof of everything I claimed."

    Wow, saw that coming. Lying with XV, same MO as someone else.

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  111. I would be curious to know if Fishdick had any previous issues with cars being mysteriously damaged or destroyed. That Tahoe sure looks like it was hit with a hammer.

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  112. so the fish just posted this on FB....he's already started his 9/11 legacy AGAIN>
    "On November 19 2001 airport security was federalized and the TSA was created ... on November 19 2001 I had my first run in with federalized airport security. While photographing a story on the creation of the TSA (yes, I have literally been covering the TSA since the first day the agency existed) the Military Police took my credentials after they were informed that US House & Senate press credentials were not authorized as valid press identification.
    Of course I had the good sense to photograph this as it happened :0)"
    oh yeah, the photo is pretty unsharp too!

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  113. I wish that all of you would quit picking on this fellow. He has obvioulsy gone through a recent trauma losing his Tahoe and replacing it with a Suburban. I feel for him losing his Tahoe as it was his Rex, the Wonder Truck, that piloted him from Massacusetts down to NYC, 200 miles in just two hours on 11 September 2001, and got him across a bridge in lower Manhattan that had been closed to vehicular traffic. A loss of a super vehicle for a special kind of guy.

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