Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Some company has hired Steven Frischling!

According to Steven Frischling's Twitter stream of textual diarrhea, he claims to have started a brand new job! That means some company hired him in a complete and total human resource #fail.

But this is an exciting new development for the FishFraud Mod Squad. We admit it was the recent updates surrounding the tragic fate of Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 that made one of us wonder what kind of bullshit he was spewing in his "coverage" and "analysis" of the developments. Thus we discovered he is still bullshitting away, and once again, it is time to expose him and alert the unalerted to his colorful history. Not only is this justified, but we feel we must do it for the lulz. Everyone who has ever dealt with this man deserves some kind of reward and we will do our best.

Now it's time for some investigation. Who would possibly hire this winner? How does he have a single job reference? He must have fabricated his entire resume, references included, and nobody checked to see if any of it is true. But the investigation will be a short one: Since he must constantly brag about his various exploits, and that his only three skills are connecting to the Internet, typing with bad spelling and sharing his photos (except for the weddings he was paid to photograph, of course!) we're confident he will immediately reveal who hired him (even if he tries not to).

And not only that, he claims to be flying to Syria today for this brand new job! Syria, where the government is bombing civilians, ISIL is running amuck and Jews are always warmly received! Good luck, Fish, and we'll be waiting for you when you land.

Strike that. Turns out he tweeted he was flying to Syracuse!! Syracuse! We had assumed by the ridiculous number of useless details he Twatted about this flight from JFK, we assumed SYR was some sort of interesting destination! So what companies are in Syracuse that would have accidentally hired him?

12 comments:

  1. Bullshit of the highest order. It's not as if he's flying direct from Europe - the only people flying into Damascus are from places like Lebanon or Iran, all happy places for Jewish-sounding loudmouthed assholes (speaking of which, the last time Fish probably stepped in a synagogue is back in the 80s.)

    He's so ridiculous that I'd pay $500 to see the boarding passes, because that's the only money his ex-wife will ever see for child support. He's an absolute clown. And whatever company he allegedly works for should fire him for being a fucking retard.

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  2. PS: I really hope you're crashing hashtags again and spreading the truth on twitter.

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  3. http://flyingwithfish.boardingarea.com/2015/03/13/how-aviation-literally-saved-my-life-thank-you-life-star/

    he died and was brought back to life via aviation. Apparently.

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  4. Yeah the helicopter saved him. He was suffering from a critical attack of low altitude.

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  5. welcime back!!! So happy to see this website up and running.

    Frischling was hired by turning stone casino and resort in verona, ny where he is supposedly the director of social media and mobile or something like that. I think it is time to mobilize the fishfraud mob and alert the hr and personnel departments there and let them know who they hired. We did it with national rent a car, we can do it again.

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  6. here's a photo of his new place of employment, the turning stone casino

    https://instagram.com/p/5sIJPlD4CE/

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  7. So basically Fish was hired to do social media for an Indian casino in a dinky town in upstate NY. A job that has no real travel opportunities, nothing to do with air travel or photography, and is very far from his beloved children. Sounds like he found his dream job: the only job he could find.

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  8. but he is flying to work. sounds like another ploy to rack up frequent flier miles on the company's dime, just like he did when he worked for CRN. he is tweeting that he is commuting by air every week and will become platinum on american airlines.

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  9. I have no idea who this is that runs this site... but I bless the day you were born.

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  10. The social media folks at AA know Fish is a fraud. I made sure of that. They know he's not a real road warrior.

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  11. Don't contact the new employer. Let this play out on its own. He can't help himself tripping over his own ego.

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  12. He was fired from that job. And then couldn't pay his rent ..... again. He is an unemployed traveling bullshit artist. You should see his rental application. So many holes in it! But after a few months, it all became quite clear. I wish they would bring "The Purge" into reality. Oh, thievin' Steven, were coming for you!

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