The book will be called The FishFraud Fan's Essential Pocket Guide and all content will be essential and pocketable. We need help putting it together of course as it's impossible to write 135 pages without help, we'll keep this article pinned to the top of the blog as it expands. We'll divide it into sections and sort by theme.
Frischling adventures
- being assaulted by an umbrella-wielding gigantic Hugh Grant on a movie set
- being shot nine times
- being exposed to anthrax
- Department of Homeland Security is monitoring his email
- being threatened with treason
- his many, many, many accidents and illnesses
- Being beaten up by a New York City police officer with whom he had 27 "run-ins"
- Being a professional snowboarder
- His claims of being molested by a former member of the Coast Guard and then doing his own investigation, and finding "at least 80 victims"
- The time he arrived on the scene of an accident where there were "litterally" 16 police cars, yet Frischling "took control" of the accident scene from the incompetent police until the fire department could arrive.
- How he drove 200 miles in under an hour to get to Ground Zero on 9/11
- A photographer from The New York Times destroying Frischling's photo gear, not once but twice
- Being sickened after an exposure to an "airborne pathogen" after Hurricane Katrina
- He was an EMT/firefighter who had "water rescue training" and for some reason was issued a gun.
Frischling photos: MIA
Part of the book will be placeholders of course, blank pages representing some of his most dramatic adventures that he has no photos of, for some bizarre reason.
- his "homocide" photos from the "murder capital" of the USA
- the time he flew on Air Force One with Al Gore
- His photos of Coast Guard men ("boys, really") holding each other over "stacks" of body bags after TWA Flight 800 exploded
- The missing photos from Iraq
- His photos from the 2002 Olympic Winter Games, where he claimed to be a "Photo Team Leader"
- The photos that back up his claim of being in "dozens" of riots
- Post-Katrina photos of New Orleans
- The Oklahoma City bombing photos he claims he took
What is your "favourite" Frischling tale?
Happy Lying, folks!
There needs to be a separate section on all his flying shenanigans - his "million miles", his flying in first class all the time, etc.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget his impossible number of aborted takeoffs that there is no record of.
DeleteI like how he tries to impress his clueless Twitter followers alleging that he anonymously donated (ie; can't verify it ever happened) 400,000 frequent flier miles in December of 2014 even though he hasn't really flown much (other than some corporate gigs that probably wouldn't yield FF miles) since he gout ousted at CRN and crashed and burned his wedding business.
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in 2007 he says he burned through over a million miles going to visit "clients" all over the world
"I also busted my butt burning almost 1,000,000 frequent flyer miles from my accounts to go have face to face meetings with these same contacts. I didn't want to be a random voice on the phone or an e-mail they could skip. In December in a four day span I went and met marketing people in Hong Kong, Incheon, Nagoya, Honolulu and Los Angles. I am set to go do it again, possibly back to Hong Kong and Auckland. When the people know you will fly 28hrs to meet them for an hour you catch their attention (they have no idea I had a stash of frequent flyer miles that was in the seven digit numbers). "
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Loser lived in my condo during this trip. He claimed to have taken it in September 2014. Not December. Of course, he was late as usual with rent. And on top of that, when I called him to advise that I had to enter the premises to check on contractor work in the basement, he replied that there were motion sensor cameras that time stamped photos within the residence. Low and behold there wasn't furniture, nevertheless any cameras, 2 months into his taking residence. The only thing found was his mattress lying on the floor, food wrappers and laundry strewn all about the room, an 'illegal cat', and damage throughout the property from his animals, I mean kids. When he got back and I confronted him about the condition of the premises and the cat, he replied, "You stole my cameras!" Nothing like the furtherance of a blatant lie both parties are aware of to try and deflect the subject from your filthy, disgusting, lying presence. Oh, by the way, never even a police report filed. What a piece of shit this guy is. He should hang himself in the basement and do his family and the world a favor. Such a piece of shit.
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ReplyDeleteFrischling tries to flex his photo knowledge on Twitter and totally gets the facts wrong - shocking!!
ReplyDeleteA New York Times photographer was NOT nominated for a Pulitzer Prize. The essay he is referencing was shot by Damon Winter and it took third place in World Press for feature picture story.
Sorry, forgot link.
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Again, if Fish is the sort of guy who collects "trophies", wouldn't boarding passes be one of them? I can show you my boarding passes from trips to Kuwait or Whore Island or whatever. Can Fish?
ReplyDeleteJust found this nugget (sorry if it's been posted before): our hero was a designer of the J-Series Domke bags. https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/bit.listserv.nppa-l/4dSShgBQJvI
ReplyDelete"I just happen to beat the living crap out
of my Domke bags, and was involved in the process
of desiging the J-series bags (was a bag abuser
and consultant....no pay, just a trip to sunny
Rochester and a few free bags to beat on and wear
out as a tester. The only thing that managed to
wreck the J-1 demo bag was having it accidently
dropped in a mix of liquid sulfer on a commercial
assignment."
Just got a court judgment against loser. CV16-0032262-S (CT courts). $4830.51 going to the credit reporting agency against him. Steven Frischling is the sorriest, most pathetic loser alive. Please, please feel free to send bags or boxes of shit to his new address (3 Ocean Ave. Niantic CT 06357)
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