Something Stinks at the Fish Household!

Happy New Year! It seems 2011 did not start off well at the Fish House between Steven Frischling and his "partner in crime" aka his baby mama Susannah Seefeldt. How do we know this? Because the idiot told the whole universe on Twitter and Facebook, being the social media genius that he is. Awwww, too bad so sad.

We're not surprised they did not have Happy Holidays after he lost the old folks home as a "client," in part because of his ineptitude and in part because of his Facebook rant against them. (Did we mention he's a social media genius? GENIUS!) We imagine that she is continually hounding him to get an actual job so they can get their poor children off food stamps.

After incessant end-of-days blabbing on Twitter, he posted this crap on Facebook that pissed her off enough that she jumped on:

We feel sad for Susannah, who has three kids with this gross man. But we can't understand 1) why she would be waiting for HIM to make decisions when she should have kicked his sorry ass to the curb a long time ago 2) why on Earth she would be upset that some stranger is hitting on him on Twitter! She should call up the woman and BEG her to take this loser off her hands!

So we sent her a Facebook message. Here is our conversation.

We still feel sorry for her. She is only 29 yet has an 11 year old with him, meaning this loser is probably the only boyfriend she's ever had. She obviously has some sense in that she never married him, but other than that appears to have no self-esteem and a very low level of education. ("Dialogue" as a verb? "...of which you know nothing of"? etc). And by the way, in case you forgot, Michael Whirllie IS absolutely a fake name that the Fish Fools themselves made up when they were creating fake references on Yelp.

We were surprised she would "dialogue" with us at all, but you can see how intent she is on finding out our identity (probably to curry favor with him, sickeningly enough). Then when she realized we weren't going to give a real name, she said how it's so obvious who we are anyway ("hahahaha").

Doesn't she look like a wonderfully happy person? It's interesting she brags that she works in the mental health field. We wonder what advice she would give to a desperate woman who called her hotline saying she was living in a rented house with the children she had by a deadbeat 1) who would not provide for them by legal means so resorted to fraud 2) who had been dragged in and out of court 3) who could not hold a job so spent literally all day making up stories on Twitter trying to impress strangers 4) who had never finished college or accomplished anything of substance 5) who had alienated his entire family 6) who had no money to pay for her tuition but yet had the latest tech gadgets for himself, etc.

I wonder if Susannah would tell that caller, "You should definitely wait for him to make some decisions so you can move on with your life either way!"

Sad.

PS Immediately after our conversation with her, she got into his Facebook, deleted everything going back to December and then deactivated his account. Can you imagine what life is like at their house?