Steven's new identity: strategist

It appears he's officially given up on photography now that his reputation has been ruined (by himself). He's apparently in such demand that he's reinvented himself as a "travel strategist," probably because there's no such category for that on Yelp.

But he's apparently not that busy, since he spends all day yapping incessantly on Twitter or his stupid blog. And those of us unlucky to know him know he's making up 90 percent of it. Just today he claimed to be in the critical care unit of a hospital, until he couldn't be bothered anymore, and heroically removed his IV himself and marched out! Such heroics!